"Hello, hello, hello, what's this then? Parked on double-yellows, are we?"
"Sorry, hossifer, just taking a piccy!"
"B****r orf, Sonny!"
Then I took my helmet off, revealing what's left of my white hair.
"Sorry, Sir, very nice bike you have there - I used to have one just like it!"
(They all say that, don't they?)