"After he'd turned my petrol on, I obliged him by starting first kick," continued Little Willie, "as I wanted to get going!"
"Heading for a parking space in the Market place I found my old mate Big Hank was there, so I sidled in next to him!"
"Not so much of the 'old'," laughed Big Hank, " I can give you a year or two for your money - fancy a race along the A11 and back?"
"OK," replied Little Willie, "... you can have a head start if you like (lol)!"