"OK! What's your excuse then? Did you sell Little Willie, or has she been causing you problems?"
"No! Nothing like that!"
"What's your excuse then?"
"Women trouble!"
"Women trouble? How ever many are there?"
"Only one - but that's a bit complicated...!"
"Didn't she like your little Willie?"
"No, nothing like that - in fact, she quite like it..."
"And little Willie as well?"
"No! It's not like that - in fact, she seemed quite content with my willie, if you know what I mean."
"OMG! - you haven't, have you?... at your age... surely not... you'll not have to add a side-car, will you?"
"No - not for the want of trying though..."
"Liked a ride did she?"
"You don't expect me to answer that, do you?"